third something

It’s not a third eye, mind you! pesky’apostrophe found something else for you:

If you’re anything like me, you notice things about people. Women are not particularly good at choosing the right bra size. If they were, you wouldn’t be exposed to the atrocious crime of nature that is the dreaded third boob. Third boob usually happens when a woman wears a bra that is too small in the cup, thus her bounteous mammaries spill out over the top of the cup.

It’s not only worth a good laugh (read the comments too!) but it’s true as hell. Bra buying is no easy sport! Find one that fits, find one you like and when you are willing to pay the price after fulfilling the first two requirements: congrats. It’s not necessarily repeatable either. Products being discontinued or seasonal …..