need a better tagline

I really do “polluting the web since 1996” is a true and factual statement nevertheless it fails to comply with my sense of aesthetics. Anybody got an idea? I don’t. Today is one of those days which reminds me of the Matrix “Free my mind! Free my mind!” and then I hit the floor with a loud boom and splatter. Thread splatter. Dead thread salad. Maybe I shouldn’t have watched the other two matrices those really made me want to hit the floor.