“You’re drunk!” or ask a woman “Are you drunk?” or “You’re in such a high spirits today, did you drink something?”
Really I cannot imagine the woman who wouldn’t be furious at the assumption that her good mood might come from a drink or two and it really does not matter whether it’s true or not.
I guess this is the part where this “men don’t understand women” thing kicks in. Men just don’t get it. I have quite often been asked this question or heard another woman asked the question, and just look at her face at that moment and you know you made a mistake. I am sure that 90% of the men don’t want to be mean asking that question, they just don’t know any better.
I have often been asked to give advice to men concerning women, well here’s one bit of advice: Never ask a woman wether she is drunk and never treat her as if she were drunk, no matter how drunk she really is.